New England Born..Southern Raised


dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss



It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

The worse is when you realize it isn’t water.


Just thought I’d throw some love out there to my fellow Brothers and Sisters in EMS. A lot of people don’t realize all of the technical and chaotic work we have have to do just keep a patient stable (or be brought back to life) just so the ER/OR can do their magic when we get to the hospital. While every call might not lead to a P1 Trauma Patient, there is a lot that goes unseen. So to my Brothers and Sisters, keep on doing what your doing. We got this.

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Me every day..

Me every day..

They’re mocking you with wordplay.